Monday, 4 August 2014

~ MLP / Derps are in the season! ~

Hello, Fellow nerdlings. With the help of my friend Derpygamer, I wrote this amazeballs MLP review.
Yes, You guessed. I am a pegasister. And Derpygamer is obviously a brony. Anyways, MLP (My Little Pony) is supposedly a show for little kids, with prancing ponies doing amazeballs things and stuff. Buuuut... There are also guys that watch that stuff too. Called 'Bronies'. No, Don't take it against me cuz Im a girl. Girls are fine with watching this. Bronies - Guys, Pegasisters - Girls. Little Intro:



More information: There are 6 main ponies, known as the 'Mane 6', including Twilight Sparkle (Now a princess), Rainbowdash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie. The top 5 ponies that Bronies adore are Rainbow Dash, Vinyl Scratch, Fluttershy, Celestia and Pinkie Pie. But I adore Derpyhooves. Derpy, FTW.

Other ponies include: Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, DERPY HOOVES,  Bon Bon, Cheerilee, Lyra Heartstrings, Vinyl Scratch, Dr. Hooves, Cloudchaser, Lightningdust, Bulk Biceps, Maud Pie, Scootaloo, Twist, Feather Weight, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Apple Bloom, Big Mac, Granny Smith, Braeburn, Apple Fritter (yes this is actually a character), Luna, Celestia, Shining Armor, Photo Finish, Sapphire Shores, Cadence, (Derpygamer prediction) Skyla, Chrysalis, Sombra, Discord, Berry Punch, Carrot Top, Octavia, Colgate, Tealove and Soarin


Then there's the dark side. Little children and people who value their innocence do not tread this territory. There are things called fanfictions, and there are plenty MLP fanfictions out there. Some very, very strange ones, called Clopfics. Bronies/Pegasisters who fall to this stuff are called 'Cloppers'... Cloppers are people who find intimate interests in this strange fanfictions.
  
Derp is up, Science is down. Quote from friend. (steam community name: DerpyGamer102)     :D


~Gabrieeeeeeeeelle <3

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